Found this over at VW's place and I thought I'd try it............
Finish the sentence:
1. My uncle once: brought home a squirrel to live with us.
2. Never in my life: have I been so frustrated.
3. When I was five: I don't remember when I was five.
4. High school was: a pain in the ass.
5. I will never forget: ?
6. Once I met: no one important.
7. There’s this girl I know: who moved to Tennessee and now I can't get in touch with her.
8. Once, at a bar: A co-worker and I TP'd the auditor's car (they bought all our drinks by the way).
9. By noon, I’m usually: starving.
10. Last night: I vegged on the couch.
11. If only I had: lots of money.
12. Next time I go to church: will probably be never.
13. What worries me most: is how we're going to pay for my husband's surgery.
14. When I turn my head left I see: a window (the blinds are closed).
15. When I turn my head right I see: a wall of file cabinets.
16. You know I’m lying when: I can't stop smiling.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: being a kid.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: no one, they were all wack jobs.
19. By this time next year: hopefully I'll have a bigger house.
20. A better name for me would be: The Queen of Sarcasm.
21. I have a hard time understanding: people who want to vote for Obama.
22. If I ever go back to school: Already there - almost done.
23. You know I like you if: I bother to show up at your parties or events.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: my family.
25. Take my advice: make sure you have health insurance.
26. My ideal breakfast is: Waffles or French Toast.
27. A song I love but do not have is: Geez - I have to think of one?
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: stay away from the college - especially on Game Day.
29. Why won’t people: get a grip on reality.
30. If you spend a night at my house: be prepared to wake up early.
31. I’d stop my wedding so: we could wait for the people who didn't make it on time.
32. The world could do without: Obama.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: nothing - I would never get that close to a cockroach.
34. My favorite blonde(s) is/are: my son.
35. Paper clips are more useful than: staples
36. If I do anything well it’s: drive my husband crazy
37. I can’t help but: be sarcastic
38. I usually cry: when I'm frustrated or nervous
39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: enjoy your childhood. It sucks to be an adult.
40. And by the way: life sucks and then you die.
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